ackthrice:

I love talking to people who have english as a second-language because they use phrases that make perfect sense but that you would never hear a native speaker use and it makes me think of how infinitely variable our language is and how unlimited the scope for invention is

(via bewilden)

listening my playlist i made 13months ago aw

themildthornberry:

Featuring hit songs like:

• I Didn’t Eat Too Much Sugar So Please Shut Up
• Where’s My Meter?
• Yes! (I Can Eat That!)
• Pumps vs. Shots
• Don’t Wanna Hear About Yo Gramma
• Endocrinologist (Part I: Getting Blood Drawn)
• Doesn’t That Hurt?
• Endocrinologist (Part II: A1C Results)
• Sweatin’, Shakin’, Eatin’ It All
• Let’s Do Drugs in Public!
• Don’t Wanna Stay High All the Time

plus new bonus track:

• There Are Test Strips Everywhere.

and more!

(via paradisa)